That little minx Vanessa Hudgens got hammered at Coachella yesterday. First she did some tequila shots (lick it, shoot it, suck it), and then she danced around like an idiot (pics in the gallery). Dammit, I knew I should have went. Pretty sure I could have fucked her. When you're as handsome and cultured as I am, convincing a drunk Vanessa Hudgens to have sex with you is like convincing Kirstie Alley to accept a free pie.
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